there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars
unless that one person is me
(via davidkarpvevo)
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
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Beautiful smiling tree spirit.
Can I marry this tree
wow marrying a tree what’s next same sex marriage
(Source: gypsymoongoddess, via faceofawolf)
for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
DON’T YOU DARE
you know you secretly like it
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